man flu

Well the picture says it all folks my livers pickled and my brain cells are dieing ,but on the bright side all the canny will be equaling it out i hope. haha. Mind you what about me lungs cus right now ave got the man flu and my pipes a buzzing but so is my head. Maybe a should get a good wee bottle of scotch and try to shift this chesty cough. 
I was walking to the shop last night when i seen a little old lady walking down the street dragging two plastic garbage bags, one in each hand. There’s a hole in one of the bags, and once in a while a $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her. ‘Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag…

‘Damn!’ says the little old lady. ‘I’d better go back and see if I can Find some of them. Thanks for the warning!’

‘Well, now, not so fast,’ says the cop. ‘How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?’

‘Oh, no’, says the little old lady. ‘You see, my yard backs up to the sixth fairway of the Municipal Golf Course. A lot of golfers come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!’ So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his thingie through the bushes, I yell: ‘$20 or off it comes!”

‘Hey, not a bad idea!’ laughs the cop. ‘Good luck! ‘By the way, what’s In the other bag?’

‘Well’, says the little old lady, ‘Not all of them pay.’

Ha ha thats me joke of the day folks so skin up and cheer up if u aint a happy bunny. Even way man flu a can still smile.